“ I’ve found this to be the year where a lot of people I went to high school & college with, that I lost touch with, will now call me & they’ll say things like “AZIZ! YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT!! I JUST HAD A BABY!!!” And I always think, “Hahaha that sucks! Oh man! You’re going to have to take care of that thing for 18 years & make sure it doesn’t murder anyone! I’ll talk to you later, I’m going to go do literally anything I want cause I don’t have a baby!
Aziz Ansari (via somuchsass)
Talked about literally this last night.
(Source: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com, via cassiesaurusrex)
